Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats Yo!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round Yeah
Cut The Rhyme, Masta Mic
So Come Along With Us, We're Japanese!
Just A Breakin' on Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round
Say Peace, World, Hope, Tough, And Love
TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET PAPER MAN

Ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto ai saretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenaize
mizu kuseena isshoni motto sukkiri shiouze
mawase shindake ni naru made
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
    Me and the guys want everyone to surely love us more
    Prepare yourself, confess, it's not flowing again
    The water's disgusting, let's all keep it cleaner
    Spin it until the very centre
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!

Yo! toire ni itten jane- yo
Yo! you wa osaki ni sumasete okanai to
Yo! ima itte mo naranden yo kitto yo
Yo! oshiri wa chanto fuitenai to tsuichattenzo
Wo Wo utatten noni zorozoro tatsunjane- yo
Wo Wo kami ga nakute asettenjane- yo
Wo Wo ore datte ganbattenbe
toppee koto itteneete tonikaku hayaku modottekoi!
    Yo! You can't go to the toilet
    Yo! if you don't let me finish my work first
    Yo! If you go now, there'll be a line up for sure
    Yo! You can't wipe yourself if I'm careless you know
    Wo Wo even though I'm singing you're still not standing
    Wo Wo if there's no paper don't worry
    Wo Wo because I'm doing my best
    Don't talk to me about the toilet paper, Anyway hurry out!

Danshi toire no oyakotsure
hikiko mottenai de sassato sumashite Get Out
josi toire no Shingo fan
morashatte komacchatte isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi
Let's Go!
    Family in the mens' toilet
    Don't take the stroller in, hurry and get it over with Get Out!
    Shingo fan in the womans' toilet
    You complain, you cause trouble, hurry and pull up your panties
    In any case come out
    Let's Go!

Ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no soko kara chikara o ireru
moeru shin dake ni naru made
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
    Me and the guy's timing is wholeheartedly bad
    Prepare yourself, confess, it's stressful
    In the time to stand firm draw power from deep within your gut
    Burn until the very end!
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!

Wo Wo ichiban kiitara niban mo kike yo
Wo Wo keibin mo soto ni dasu na yo
Wo Wo (e?) akita- ?
suppee koto itteneede tonikaku kono kyoku kiiteiru!
    Wo Wo If I hear number one I hear number two as well
    Wo Wo Not even the security guard can do it outside
    Wo Wo (eh?) had enough?
    Don't make a spectacle of it, Anyway you're listening to this song!

Danshi toire no oyakotsure
tsuide ni ippuku shinaide sassato Get Out
joshi toire no Tsuyoshi fan
keshou nanka naoshitenai de isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi
Let's Go!
    Family in the mens' toilet
    Quit hanging around and quickly Get Out!
    Tsuyoshi fan in the womens' toilet
    All that makeup don't redo it hurry and pull up your panties
    In any case come out
    Let's Go!

Ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto ai saretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenaize
mizu kuseena isshoni motto sukkiri shiouze
mawase shindake ni naru made
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
    Me and the guys want everyone to surely love us more
    Prepare yourself, confess, it's not flowing again
    The water's disgusting, let's all keep it cleaner
    Spin it until the very centre
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!

Oh Please mou sukoshi soba ni ite hoshii
Oh Please shinpai nai yo
dakedo gaman dekinai no nara soko de fuke
    Oh Please just a little longer I want to be by your side
    Oh Please don't worry
    But if you can't stand it wipe yourself there

Ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no soko kara chikara o ireru hahh... tsukareta
moeru shin dake ni naru made
    Me and the guy's timing is wholeheartedly bad
    Prepare yourself, confess, it's stressful
    In the time to stand firm- from deep within your gut- hahh... I'm tired
    Burn until the very end!

Ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto o ai saretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenaize
mizu kuseena isshoni motto sukkiri shiouze
oi- oi omae- omae moatteiru zo?!
mawase shindake ni naru made
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
toirettopeppaaman! YEAH!
    Me and the guys- love us more!
    Prepare yourself, confess, it's not flowing again
    Oi! Oi! you! Are you going in your pants?!
    Spin it until the very centre
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!
    Toilet Paper Man! YEAH!

Notes;
1) the katakana version of the song's title is actually a misprint. toilet paper is written 'toiretto peepaa' Nakai made fun of the packaging people on Nakai Masahiro no Kinyoubi no Suma-tachi e right after the album came out, and then it was forgotten.
Crossed out lyrics mark where Nakai abandoned the written lyrics and improvised