Lyrics, Music & Arrangement by Yasunori Hayashi
Irony My Honey Hold on just a second! Are you coming over now?! I can't say no
Quietly Evenly If you turn around the company take out beckons
Suddenly I'm sorry "Something came up at work" Though I'm busy petting the cat
Stop! Make up! Hurry up! Though I get to come back home after cheating on you, I do no more than kiss you
For now, I survey the room, from here on in it's do or die
Is the toilet paper torn?! Are there pictures from the photo booth stuck up everywhere?!
No long hair fell on the floor, the scent of her perfume is gone as well
Well how about that?! It's OK! I've pulled off the perfect crime!
Well, I mean...well you see...this is a biological thing...just the actions of the male psychology
Don't you know? Understand? Of course, I can't help it, so that's an excuse, right?
Don't worry Take it easy "Welcome home" I've destroyed all the evidence, there's not a trace
The lip stick OH! Boo! Sit! It's not hers, is it?! The goddess's judgement isn't ever half-assed
Politely setting up all the sincerity and lies with all that I have
Occasionally showing my strength, being defensive's not the way to go
Am I talking way too much? With a face that reveals everything
Can you crack any case?! Are you a master detective?!
No way...could it be...it's some genetic thing...like a female sixth sense, some kind of instinct?!
Unbelieve. I don't know. By now it's way too late Not even using tears can make this go away?
I didn't mean to cheat on you, It's not that it's any better than being here with you
I'm not just kissing your ass, won't you listen to just one thing?
Though it's just a little quibble, and I do flirt quite a lot
In the end, of course you are so very precious to me
Since the place I return is you and you alone, don't be so steaming mad
If my eyes stray only now and then, I'm just a guy, and a little bit isn't so bad, is it?
Don't you know? Understand? It's a biological thing...just the actions of the male psychology
I love you. Please believe! Please forgive me! I still have two chances left
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Translator's Note:
On BLACK LIST, this song is associated with the sin of "Gluttony".